It has been discovered that the cat-like creature lurking in the shadows of the city has four-and-forty crooked teeth.
A spokesman from the City Police has made it clear that 'it is unclear’ whether the teeth belonging to the 'Catipoce’ have been used to support the creatures’ terrible habit of engaging in outrageous, fear-inducing acts upon unsuspecting folk in the urban infrastructure of the city.
Since the Catipoce was first reported as a possible threat to the comfort levels of the generic population living in the City’s gritty urban quarter, The Local Council has been critisised for failing to invest in security which could possibly act as a potential barrier to perhaps protect people who feel they may be somewhat vulnerable to an unfamiliar and possibly-undeniably dangerous unknown force.
Since the Catipoce was first reported as a possible threat to the comfort levels of the generic population living in the City’s gritty urban quarter, The Local Council has been critisised for failing to invest in security which could possibly act as a potential barrier to perhaps protect people who feel they may be somewhat vulnerable to an unfamiliar and possibly-undeniably dangerous unknown force.
" Avoid her face."
- The Narrator
At a time which was possibly 10pm last night, a photographer from City News miraculously captured an incredible image showing what is unquestionably a feline-shaped shadow belonging to The prowing Catipoce as it prepares to presumably pounce and victimise two potentially innocent, compassionate and charitable local civilian citizens, maybe.
- The Narrator
At a time which was possibly 10pm last night, a photographer from City News miraculously captured an incredible image showing what is unquestionably a feline-shaped shadow belonging to The prowing Catipoce as it prepares to presumably pounce and victimise two potentially innocent, compassionate and charitable local civilian citizens, maybe.
Since the cat-related incidents started to appear two weeks ago, public opinion research has shown that concern over continuing cat-related incidents is continuing at the same levels as before. This undoubtably confirms the universal belief that the continuation of cat-related events is due to a wider network of cat-related events.
'Some people find it hard to believe that this is a form of CAT we are talking about here,’ said Dr. Sam Witches, former Chief Executive of Cat-Incident Partnerships International, 'Most ordinary, law-abiding and unsuspecting citizens of generic, gritty American cities seem to think that all cats are fluffy, cuddly and lovely. Unfortunately, that simply isn’t the case.’
The news of last night’s show of strength by 'The Catipoce’ by showing her teeth came three days after central government launched an official investigation, quite literally. Linus Squidgeyface, Senior Investigator for the U.S. Federal Bureau of Cat-related Incidents (FBC-RI) departed from Washington D.C. in a one-man rocket in order to reach the epicentre of public outcry as rapidly as possible.
'Some people find it hard to believe that this is a form of CAT we are talking about here,’ said Dr. Sam Witches, former Chief Executive of Cat-Incident Partnerships International, 'Most ordinary, law-abiding and unsuspecting citizens of generic, gritty American cities seem to think that all cats are fluffy, cuddly and lovely. Unfortunately, that simply isn’t the case.’
The news of last night’s show of strength by 'The Catipoce’ by showing her teeth came three days after central government launched an official investigation, quite literally. Linus Squidgeyface, Senior Investigator for the U.S. Federal Bureau of Cat-related Incidents (FBC-RI) departed from Washington D.C. in a one-man rocket in order to reach the epicentre of public outcry as rapidly as possible.
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